even if this has been done already I don’t care I’m still proud of myself
this is literally the most obscure thing I’ve ever experienced how the fuck would someone have done this already
if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
what did earth say to the other planets?
wow. you guys have no life.
oh my god
WOMEN CAN BE SEXIST
MINORITIES CAN BE RACIST
GAYS/TRANS/ETC CAN BE IGNORANT
ATHEISTS CAN BE BIGOTED
YOU ARE NOT EXCUSED.
When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun